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This subsection contains posts I wrote during the Great Covid Scamdemic of the early 2020s. As you will see, I was very angry and sarcastic about what was going on, and wrote about it in a white-hot fury. I’m still angry about what happened (and is still going on), but the fury has died down.

Why Are Classical Musicians So Fearful?

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(Sarcasm switch is off for this post.) I’ve mentioned in passing how the social aspect of of my life as an amateur classical pianist was largely destroyed by the Branch Covidians. I’m going to get more specific here, and try (unsuccessfully, no doubt) to understand why classical musicians seem to be the most fearful of the Branch Covidians.

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November 27, 2022

An Introduction to the New Face Diaper Science™

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Greetings, worshipers of The Science™! If you’re still wearing a face diaper in the delusional belief that it will stop the Worst Disease Ever, congratulations! You’ve told the world that you’re a good, virtuous, obedient right-thinker, while simultaneously showing your approval of our New and Improved Science™. This great New Science™ isn’t anything like the bad old science, so let’s explore what this means when you’re trying to understand why you still have to wear a face diaper.

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November 16, 2022

How to Calculate the Speed of Science

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It's really, really fast!

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November 1, 2022

The Roolz

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A newer, cooler form of tyranny

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October 13, 2022

How to Survive Hurricanes

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The Gospel According to Brandon

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October 4, 2022

Tweet Generator for Corona Prayer

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Express your gratitude automatically

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September 20, 2022

Of Mice and Men

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Damn the testing, full speed ahead!

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September 12, 2022

Hate Has a Home Here

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But it's a good kind of hate

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August 23, 2022

A Message From the CDC

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Building back better lies

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August 21, 2022