Support Medical Apartheid

Greetings, jabbinated pfaithful! We at the Ministry of Truthiness are proud to announce that segregation and discrimination are back in style, and they’re better than ever! That’s right – excluding people from society based on unscientific bigotry is new and improved, and you can help implement it in your community.

The idea is very simple: we want to ostracize and shame people who don’t comply with our plan to get everybody on the planet to inject an untested, experimental Glorious Goo. It’s not because the Glorious Goo will keep you healthy – far from it! But that’s not important. What’s important is that we can tell who’s a Good and Loyal Subject – and not a No-Good Very Bad Granny-Killing Conspiracy Theorist – by seeing whether they comply with us and inject the Glorious Goo. What could be simpler? We don’t have to see what color their skin is, or know what their religion is. We just have to look at their Glorious Goo injection card!

Here’s how you can help: Just make sure that your business excludes those who have not taken the Glorious Goo. It won’t stop anybody who enters your business from getting the Worst Disease Ever, but you’ll have eliminated those who aren’t as obedient as you, and you’ll feel virtuous and civic-minded at the same time.

It’s especially important for you to practice this form of medical apartheid if you run a music venue. As we’ve mentioned before in a previous propaganda message, music gives people a great sense of shared pleasure, and that’s the last thing we want to give to those who don’t comply with our made-up rules. We’re very proud of those music venues that have already implemented our new and improved segregation, like this one, this one, this one, this one, or this one. Well done, all!